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Theatre of the Absurd
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:11 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:11 PM
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-----Phase 9----- NO-FACE You're... inside No-face?? Gross! Well, it's not actually that gross. It's pitch-black in here, and it just feels like the weird spirit goop that makes up No-face's body.
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹knife-wound 👁️VISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
@Bravocat
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Hahahaha!!!
I now have ALL of your abilities!
Thank you!! You are very yummy!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Hm, not exactly the most dignified act I’ve ever put on, but it works.
And you, my soft-spoken friend, how outgoing you’ve become!
All of my abilities you say, isn’t that a treat!
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Yes!
I'm even getting a job!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Though, they mostly require a silver tongue to be of much use, I don’t suppose you inherited that too?
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 10:09 PM
You're inside me, so I have everything you have!
So yes, I have that too!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Wonderful! So nice to be in the company of another showman.
Tell me, from one showman to another, how do you feel about the way this performance is progressing?
(Ok I gotta go for like 2 hours but I will be good to go after that)
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Wonderfully!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:08 AM
(back)
And I would agree!
This performance, it has been full of twists and drama, but also comradery and levity!
I couldn't ask for anything better!
Well... except for one thing.
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Have you any idea what that is?
(idk if i should ping i think time is of the essence here)
(eh screw it @​No Face you around to talk)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:16 AM
(ya I'm here)
Oh no no no no no
I can't let you be convincing me to do anything now...
I know what would happen!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:17 AM
My dear, if you let me speak I think you'll find I quite desire what I would want you to do.
In fact, I haven't used that little trick in my entire time here!
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:17 AM
...you looked like a hero to me
Do heros lie?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:18 AM
The only people I have lied to are the villains out there!
Those who seek to bring chaos and death to the forces for good!
I've been entirely honest with you besides that, honest with everybody!
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:19 AM
Well I better not listen to you then!
Because I'm as evil as they get! (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:19 AM
Really now? That doesn't sound like who I met in that audition room. (edited)
What's gotten such an idea into your head?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:19 AM
Nonsense!
I'm one of the most evil nasty horrible people here!
You just...didn't see that side of me yet
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Is this because you had a taste of that girl?
Berkastel?
Did you inherit all of that evil?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:20 AM
I inherited no such thing, kihihihihihihi...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:21 AM
But why then, what's brought you to such a miserable state?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:22 AM
noface
Not listening!!!!!
Lalalalalalalalala!!!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:22 AM
I learned something a long time ago... that people will turn to the worst things when they are hurt.
What hurt you?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:23 AM
Uhh, I did get hurt by some fire earlier
That did hurt! A lot!
That's not why though!!
And I'm not telling YOU!!!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:23 AM
My friend, it really doesn't matter what you tell me now. I'm as good as dead regardless.
I only want to understand.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:23 AM
...that is a good point
she's coming to kill you soon
oops!
I shouldn't have said that!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:24 AM
I already knew.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:24 AM
Huh?
Can you hear outside my stomach?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:24 AM
In a manner of speaking, yes.
I also listened in on the deal she made.
There
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There's much worse than death awaiting me out there.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:25 AM
With my soon to be employer, I know
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:25 AM
So yes, I know that my time in the spotlight is as good over.
I only hope... that I may pass on something better than what you're being steered towards.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:26 AM
...
what is it that you were aiming to do?
Put on a show, right?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Yes... that is what I had come here to do. Before I got caught up in all of this.
And as I said, a good show it has been! There's just one problem I have with it... (edited)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:27 AM
What's that?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:27 AM
The ending. It's all so dreary isn't it?
Evil succeeds and the good guys fail despite doing everything that they could.
What kind of audience would want to bear witness to a show like that?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:28 AM
I would!
...I think?
Yeah!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:28 AM
Do you?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:28 AM
Isn't that like, have a special name?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:28 AM
Is that what you want?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:28 AM
Tragedy?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:29 AM
Perhaps it is... but in such shows that tragedy has a point.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:29 AM
Ah yes...shakespeare
He had a lot of really BORING plays, but the tragedies... they were good!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:29 AM
There is no point to our performance, it will simply come to an end by a being which has no care for its actors, who only desires chaos.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:30 AM
Chaos is fun!
That's something I'm learning from them
You won't convince me that it's not!!!!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:30 AM
Chaos... is entertaining, until you are caught in its fold.
That thing out there, Stirner, it is a ravenous beast. It is ravenous for conflict. (edited)
It will eat and eat and eat, until there is nothing left!
That includes you.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:31 AM
noface
...I
have to eat
I have to...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:32 AM
You can be better than that, I know you can.
You can be the star of this performance, as a tool of good!
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:32 AM
But nothing is better than chaos!!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:32 AM
You can heal.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:33 AM
Yes! Being the star!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:33 AM
Hm...?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:33 AM
I'll be the best villian there ever was!
And make the best tragedy of them all!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:33 AM
If you wish to be the star of this performance, joining the villains won't get you that.
There's more than enough of them to go around.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:34 AM
Huh? That doesn't seem right
the people who have gotten the most attention are the horrible ones!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:34 AM
That can't include me, I'm a hero, remember?
And yet... I was able to take part in such brilliant performances.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:35 AM
I...guess
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:35 AM
I believe there is only one way to save this show now, and it would involve the power of the performance.
And as I am in here, you would have to be the star!
You could turn the tables single handedly. You would be the hero everybody will remember!
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:36 AM
...a hero?
Nonsense!
Heros are the opposite of villainy!!
There's no way you can convert me to do something as pitiful as justice!
Too much WORK!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:37 AM
Again with that... that doesn't sound like you.
That doesn't sound like anybody who inherited the bravado of me!
That sounds like the attitude of someone destined to be nothing but a puppet on strings.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:38 AM
....
arrruuughhhhhhhhuuuu
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:39 AM
I know how hard this must be for you, but the fact you've given me the kindness of listening makes me believe you know what you must do.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:39 AM
AAACK!
NO!
Not supposed to listen...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:40 AM
You're not?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:40 AM
No!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:40 AM
Who told you you could not listen?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:40 AM
you might convince me to do something!
And make it bad!
That's what you're doing...
You're just trying to get out!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:40 AM
My dear, all things considered if I could stay in here for the rest of my days that would be a better fate than what's awaiting me out there.
Perhaps I wish to make things right... because of an obligation.
Kuro, you saw what he did.
He gave everything he could have ever wanted up... to protect me.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:41 AM
He did something?
No, no no don't tell me
not listening!!!!
LALALALALALAALALALA
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:42 AM
He didn't have to do it, in fact it's put him in quite a bad situation.
I don't think there's any way I could repay him... but to make things right.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Singing a song!
YAR HAR
PIRATE LIFE FOR ME
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:43 AM
Oh? You don't know what he's given up, do you? (edited)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:43 AM
No idea what you're talking about!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:43 AM
Like I said, I listened in on the deal Bernkastel made with "Stirner."
Kuro was also there.
He was promised riches and freedom for doing a job, and Bernkastel agreed that they could part ways with that.
All he had to do... was allow me to die, and he would've been home free.
But... he saved me.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:45 AM
...he's employed by my soon to be employer
but did a heroic thing like that?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:46 AM
That's exactly why I cannot simply allow things to end for him like this.
He told me that he was a schemer, that he was willing to do anything to achieve his goals.
And yet, he lied to Bernkastel's face about aiding in my death, instead choosing to rescue me. (edited)
...and look what it has gotten him.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:47 AM
AAAUUUGGG
STOP ITTTT
I'm spitting you BOTH out after Bern has her way with you!!!!
I don't wanna hear this anymore!!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 12:48 AM
You know what the right thing to do is!
Please, your help is all that can give this performance a happy ending!
I know that I am an untrustworthy figure! But I want nothing more than what I say now!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:05 AM
(i cannot tell if ahmayk is not responding in character or out)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:07 AM
(oh, I stopped cause it felt like a good stopping point)
(but)
What do you even want???
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:08 AM
It's as I said, I want to save Kuro from the fate arranged for him.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:08 AM
The performance will be fine! So just shut UP already!!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:08 AM
It will be fine for some!
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:08 AM
Not everyone gets a good ending in a tragedy, right????
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:08 AM
It doesn't have to be a tragedy!
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:09 AM
I want it to be though!
noface
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:09 AM
That's... what I thought too.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:09 AM
aauuuuggggg
ah...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:09 AM
But...
All of this, everything I had done...
It was only ever really a distraction, wasn't it?
I had someone that was dear to me once.
He loved me... and I loved him too.
...He's been gone for a long time.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:11 AM
Well you're never seeing them again!
Because bern is about to come in here and finish her job!
Just shut up already and die!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:11 AM
...I'm coming home.
Fine then.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:12 AM
uuuurrrrgaaahhh
(man "not listening" well is not easy, hope this is going alright lol)
(I'm enjoying this)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:13 AM
(lmao it has been a real test of my philosophy that players have a right to be bad when maybe they shouldnt)
(its fine though im gonna go crazy go stupid)
(in-game of course)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:13 AM
(awesome)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:14 AM
(i can definitely see the argument that "not being heard" sucks to be on the receiving end of, but at the same time, if the outcome of this conversation was determined from the start it wouldnt be interesting) (edited)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:15 AM
(yeah def isn't)
(btw this is kind of metagame but you being in here is not something that's in my ability, I think the GMs just did it on a whim lmaooo)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:16 AM
(no i requested to stay inside LMAO)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:16 AM
(OH ok nice)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:16 AM
(i wanted a phase to just relax and not be threatened with death but it would appear i made the wrong call)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:16 AM
(I'm glad you did, this is a lot more interesting than you just dying)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:16 AM
(asking if i can leave now and put on a show lmao)
(well its like i made the right call cause this conversation is really cool but i also made the wrong call cause i cant be doing stuff out there)
(so, praying for divine [GM] intervention)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Well then, if you are content to leave the heroes to a tragic end, I will make it a grand one!
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Bravocat to another area.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
!!!
WHAT
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 10:34 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 10:34 PM
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-----Phase 10----- NO-FACE You're... inside No-face?? Gross! Well, it's not actually that gross. It's pitch-black in here, and it just feels like the weird spirit goop that makes up No-face's body.
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 01:55 AM
‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from ???! (edited)
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things. 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹sharp-strings 👁️VISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef. 🔹slash 👁️VISIBLE A giant slash wound across Nyarlathotep's body! moved from: ???
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 01:55 AM
....Hello.
Hm.
@​No Face, you are quite... extraordinary!
Swallowing me whole... hahaHAHA!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 01:59 AM
RRAAAAAAAA
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 01:59 AM
Oh my, have you lost the ability to speak?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I couldn't help it, you were so YUMMY YUMMY!
No I can speak just fine 🧐
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 02:00 AM
HahaHA!
It is quite funny, yes.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 02:01 AM
It was so WONDERFUL
I need MORE
Master, what should I consume next??
I have such power now
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 02:01 AM
"Master"? Haha...
Well...
I do not have a clear view outside, frankly.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 02:02 AM
The stage has been covered in a veil of smoke
no one can speak there except in gestures
Not much is happening
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 02:03 AM
I see...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:04 AM
@​No Face You can send... images in the stage, yes?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:05 AM
I can
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Send... this!
...I am realizing that I cannot see what is on stage.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(I'm asking if this would fly, I'm unsure)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:08 AM
(oh I thought this was like images only lmao)
(is it just rping)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:08 AM
(This isn't exactly like garfield, it's a little different)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:08 AM
(well it should be I just ate lasagna)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:08 AM
(lol)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It sighs.
Well I suppose I have the... trial... to entertain myself with.
What are you even planning on doing, now that you've got... me in here?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:12 AM
I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST VILLIAN OF ALL TIME
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Hahaa!
I suppose that is quite interesting.
I was... expecting myself to be brought down by Spark, but I suppose the unexpected can often be chaotic too.
Is it fair to assume that... Spark is planning on killing you now?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:15 AM
NOBODY CAN KILL ME NOW
I AM AN UNSTOBBALE FORCE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:15 AM
Unstobbale, yes, right.
Well is anyone going to try?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:16 AM
NOBODY HAS OPPOSED ME YET!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:16 AM
How boring!
...Are you planning on just... keeping me in here, by the way?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:18 AM
HAHAHA - wait actually I have no idea
That annoying cat seemed to get out of here
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:19 AM
...Do you stay big and threatening if I leave?
Because, I- er.
This is quite embarrassing, but I do have someone who needs to hand me an item over, see.
It would be... TATARI, or the Night of Wallachia, whichever name it goes by.
A... vampire of sorts.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:22 AM
OhhH!!!
They looked so EVIL!
As soon as I see them, I will be sure to eat them so they can join you!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:22 AM
...That works, I suppose.
I asked them to throw the item into you.
Be sure to swallow it, heh.
Oh, tell me, do you see my little puppet out there?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:23 AM
THAT WORKS TOO
The frog?
Or do you have others?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:24 AM
The frog, yes...
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:26 AM
...they just moved on and off the stage into the box
I will go check on them
Kihihihihihi...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:26 AM
Very well!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:27 AM
I have found the frog
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:28 AM
Haha...
Tell it that I say hi.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:29 AM
I have told it HI
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Good!
I could get used to this, you know...
This is a pretty quiet place, all things considered!
And getting people in there is... quite the spectacle.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:30 AM
THEY SAY HI AS WELL
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:30 AM
GOOD!
Well... I am glad that you heeded my earlier advice of... doing whatever you wish!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:32 AM
(fuck lmao I'm using darkest mode on my phone this just shows up as a black screen hhaaha)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:33 AM
(It's not even loading for me when I repost)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:33 AM
(Wait there's no images)
(LOL)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:33 AM
(screw it screenshot)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:34 AM
...?
Lincoln?
This is perplexing...
I suppose I shouldn't expect it to write the same way it speaks.
...
NYC Funeral service???
I-
Do you have any idea on what this is?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:37 AM
NO
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:38 AM
Have you... asked it what it means?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:38 AM
I believe it was writing notes to itself
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:39 AM
...Huh.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:39 AM
It wrote many notes like these
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:41 AM
I did not know that it wrote!
Truly fascinating...
...Question.
Should I try to... leave?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:45 AM
(nope it's still broken)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:45 AM
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:45 AM
...
Wh-
What is it even writing on?
That is a pretty nice drawing, though.
You should feel flattered!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
IT
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Having art drawn of you... that is truly good.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
...oh?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Huh?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Do you dislike your mask?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
I should not feel terrible?
This is HIDEOUS
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:46 AM
...Have you-
Have you ever known what you looked like?
I think it's... visually appealing enough.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:47 AM
I don't look like this anymore!
I have a much BETTER appearance now!
One closer to a true villain!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Well... you still have the mask. Maybe it is a view from... above?
Besides... masks are quite lovely.
Mine are usually more detailed, yes, but still.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:49 AM
Masks are the WORST THING to ever exist
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:49 AM
My, that is quite an opinion.
Why do you feel that way...?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:50 AM
They...
...I don't know
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:51 AM
Surely there is a reason!
Is it because... you associate them with your previous appearance?
One that you do not consider as... villainous?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:52 AM
...why YOU of all beings are asking these questions???
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:52 AM
I'm bored.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:52 AM
The pinicale of evil should not ask such questions
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:52 AM
Hahaa...
Such expectations!
I am not all about evil, no-faced one.
I am about... having fun.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:53 AM
noface
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:53 AM
If I was truly abou evil... I would not have given the cat a chance, see.
I would have given the one who struck me any time to do so.
I would be using my powers... fully.
But there is no fun in that.
How boring, even! Crushing all opposition without any resistance!
No...
I want them to have hope.
I want them to have a chance of winning.
Maybe they do win, even!
But when there is hope...
Seeing them get crushed is so much more... pleasing.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:55 AM
👀
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:55 AM
Besides, seeing them fight is fun, too!
Why do you think that I have been setting up this entire... "board" against each other?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:56 AM
...to be the most evil?
That's not your goal?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Haha...
No.
My goal...
Is to have fun.
And if that means... being the cause of such destruction, death, and chaos...
So be it!
The world is my game!
And I will make the pieces go at each other's throat...
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:57 AM
Game...board!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:57 AM
For my entertainment.
HaHA!
Yes.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:58 AM
Yes, this is a "gameboard"...ahaha.mp3
cocainer 1
Entertainment...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:59 AM
Is that not what you seek?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:59 AM
Perhaps that's what I need...
Fun...
Chaos
Entertainment
in this GAME!
Life...is a GAME!
To cure BOREDOM!
And be LAZY!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 04:59 AM
HAhahHAHA!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:59 AM
For the performance!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:00 AM
I think some of me is... passing through to you, heh.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:00 AM
I started...
Only wanting to best that small man
Now look how far I've come
I want MORE!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:01 AM
...Small man?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:01 AM
The other villain
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:01 AM
Bravocat...?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:01 AM
No
Robbie Rotten
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:01 AM
This entire theatre is full of villa- Oh.
...Well that is... very telling.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:02 AM
I will be
the number one FUN HAVER!!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:02 AM
...Is that not a... "subjective" thing, as humans would say?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:03 AM
what
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:03 AM
You should focus on your own fun, yes?
You are the one having fun, after all.
Comparing it to others isn't... the most productive.
I take fun in seeing chaos unfurl because of me...
But I would wager that most do not.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:05 AM
No, I must have the MOST fun
MORE FUN
And...chaos...
uuuuurrrrggg
gurgle
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:06 AM
Well, I suppose I am glad that you are taking inspiration from me!
But sometimes...
It is about simply doing what seems the most fun in any given situation.
Even if it makes... NO sense! HAHahaa!
Like... giving the cat a chance to fight back...
Or going from the defence to the prosecution in a trial....because it looked more interesting.
So, tell me... what would be the most fun to do, right now, for you?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:09 AM
I'm going...
to EAT THE TRIAL
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:09 AM
...
The-
The entire thing?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:10 AM
ALL OF IT
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 05:10 AM
Well I... cannot say I was expecting that.
It sure is going to be... less peaceful if you do.
In here, I mean.
It does sound funny!
It stretches.
Well...
I will... take a nap for now.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 05:12 AM
noface
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 02:51 PM
Hahaaa... This trial is fun.
I don't even care which side wins at this point.
In all my many aeons...
This has been one of the strangest and funniest occurence.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 07:02 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 07:16 PM
Nyarlathotep is just chilling.
As Outer Gods do, yknow?
Wait, what's this-
A red key flies down No-Face's throat!
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOO 1
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:37 PM
(edited)
🔸 Max Stirner stayed here.
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Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:37 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 11----- NO-FACE You're... inside No-face?? Gross! Well, it's not actually that gross. It's pitch-black in here, and it just feels like the weird spirit goop that makes up No-face's body. There's, somehow, an entire trial in here!! As well as the entirety of the eldritch entity known as Nyarlathotep. Godot is prosecuting Cathode, who's defence lawyer is Dan Smith. Whoever can win this argument, through logic and presenting evidence, may decide the fate of Cathode. Judges Nikola and Kurukuru will preside. Please do not speak up unless invited to by the lawyers or the defendant.
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹eye-blood 👁️VISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast. 🔹super-staff 👁️VISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once! 🔹mild-exhaustion 👁️VISIBLE Spark seems a bit tired from the all-out assault he pulled off!
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹painting 👁️VISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils.
Max Bialystok
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it? 🔹red-glyph 👁️VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Nagisa Furukawa
A high-school-age girl. 🔹dango-costume 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge dango costume! It's so big, you can barely see Nagisa underneath it! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957754589506072626/958066626639589426/3So636KJAs8lsFw-vjb-XW1jvbNwammNadGsdSW7CAg.png
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask. 🔹guitar 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma! 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹umbrella 👁️VISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry! 🔹blindfold 👁️VISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded!
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot. 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹owner-outfit 👁️VISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent. 🔹popcorn-bin 👁️VISIBLE It's a positively massive bin of popcorn! It's really tasty, too! Half of it has been eaten.
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things. 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹sharp-strings 👁️VISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef. 🔹slash 👁️VISIBLE Multiple massive slash wounds across Nyarlathotep's body! 🔹key 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened. 🔹electrical-burns 👁️VISIBLE Nyarlathotep is covered in burn scars in every direction!
Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!" Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets] 🔹cathodetheme 👁️VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0 🔹jelly-baby-shotgun 👁️VISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge. 🔹eldritch-scar 👁️VISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face! 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO! 🔹eldritch-scar 👁️VISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
@Max Stirner
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:38 PM
Hmmm
I have never written about vore, and I don't plan on it! haha....... ah... (edited)
nooooo 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:39 PM
This is busy!
....Oh. I'm the only one physically present here.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:40 PM
[court is back in session, then? ...great]
[just. great]
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:41 PM
YUM!!!!
COURT...
...is now in session
☕
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:41 PM
...Are you session?
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Cathode if you try pull anything funny again I'm beating you up even more! No more lack of consequences for you!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:41 PM
I AM THE SESSION
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:42 PM
I guess you're session.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:42 PM
[agh. fuck it.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:42 PM
Hahaa... Was that you?
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:42 PM
ZoeCool
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:43 PM
Impressive... yes, truly.
HahaHAHAA!
That HURT!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:44 PM
[...well. are we going to get this on with, then?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
...Where do we even go from here?
Oh, the star witness.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
[the star witness, correct.]
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
(sit in the court and be your own star witness)
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
‼️👁️💬 Trainee Chef can view AND post in this area!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
(I've testified already)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
(I was making a REFERENCE)
(@zel would get it)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
(Too bad nerd this is the LAW)
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
HEY HEY FELLAS, YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS WE TELL YOU TO
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
(do you see the perpetrator yeah i'm right here)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
I LIVE HERE!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
COURT IS IN SESSION
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
[COURT IS IN SESSION]
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
I can't talk anywhere else!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
[deal with it.]
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
deal with these nuts in y
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
This is... not the most professional court.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
[yeah, im]
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
(wait what)
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
//huh?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
(epic GM fail)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:48 PM
[im being pushed to the brink of what is already my slowly crumbling sanity here, im not gonna lie]
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:48 PM
//wait yeah was I swallowed too or
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Oh joys, I did not miss the trial.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Hello...
You did miss most of it.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
(might wanna clarify who's physically actually in here? not sure myself lol)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Drat…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
(I'm the only one actually here I think)
(I'm the only one who was pinged)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
(oh that would do it then)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
[the spirit of the law is in all of us.]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:50 PM
HOW
ON ONE HAND, THE DAMN COURT ROOM IS DESTROYED
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Trial is still in session... Mr. Smith.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:50 PM
ON THE OTHER IM FUCKING STUCK HERE (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Session is... No-Face.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:50 PM
I can give credit to the ghost
Thanks for destroying the courtroom
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:51 PM
I think he should testify.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[i agree]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Who's testifying?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:53 PM
The court room.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:53 PM
I'll testify! This Cathode guy's been annoying me! I'd love to get him sent to jail!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:53 PM
For those unaware, I'm the defense attorney
Cathode pleads insanity
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[i do]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:54 PM
The prosecution are made up of... me, and two Godots.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:54 PM
This poor, poor man is being plagued by delusions of "gms" and "objectives"
We've already had experts testify that he is clinically insane
Such as Dr. House
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:54 PM
No
byemom 1
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
If he pleads insanity, then WE can plead insanity for having to be exposed to his crazy ramblings this whole time! (edited)
That means it cancels out!
true 2
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
This is true.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
AAAARRRG
YOU'RE ALL SO NOISY
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
We have proven Dr.House is not a reliable witness
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Excuse me the two prosecutors have a few metal screws loose and think that because Dr. House didn't know what happened at a certain point he was not present in the theater
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Dr. Who?
cocainer 1
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:55 PM
While we proved that he is
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Zoe BOT 28-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Robbie never change
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:56 PM
The only question you asked was whether or not Dr. House was present at the time
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I don't plan to! (edited)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Which he proved he was
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:56 PM
He advised... "community service".
Frankly, that seems... ridiculous.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Whether or not he paid attention afterwards is a different and irrelevant matter that doesn't pertain to the case
It could be good for him
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Community service is a perfectly valid punishment in this court of law.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:57 PM
I trust Dr. House's expert opinion (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Your... mother.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:57 PM
The theatre could use some new staff, after that horse mysteriously disappeared.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Yes please get some new staff
We're all in agreement we're never working security at a theater again (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:58 PM
[yes, community service works, right?]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Now then who the hell is the next witness
If you want I can bring Mario back on the stand
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:58 PM
MARIO?!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:58 PM
NI
NO
ROBBIE
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 08:58 PM
God Mario was here earlier
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Mario was... brought here, yes.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
SILENT
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
[mario was a good guy, i liked him]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Speak on stage
not here
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Godot... you mentioned a star witness?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
And Mario wasn't a good witness
I'm getting to that
legally speaking, pleading insanity means your client has also pled guilty to all charges. These crimes DID happen and the reason behind the crimes is because of insanity
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Yes
That's what we've been proving this entire time
Cathode is insane
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:00 PM
The defendant is trying to prove cathode is insane
I'm just recapping for the new people
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Thank you for that Tin Man
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:01 PM
[its surprising you all cant see the true reactions to dan's statement]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:02 PM
I have a feeling he might be... "playing up" his insanity.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Yes, Yes he is
So for this next witness, they have a special condition
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:03 PM
This is what I mean, the client is delirious
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:04 PM
[what kind of special condition?]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:05 PM
They cannot be here right now
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Who's the witness?
And why can't they be here
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:07 PM
They are in witness protection, I cannot say their name but their name is "SPecial Yan" or SP.Y for short
byemom 1
So please refer to them as SP.Y when refering to them
They will be speaking through me
but i understand if the defense is not fine with this
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:09 PM
I'm incredibly confused by who this person is and what relevance they have to the case
But I'll allow it
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:09 PM
[sp.y is just spy with a period in it]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:10 PM
That is a coincidence.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:10 PM
No it's not it's SPecial Yan
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I don't care who this SP. Y is
Just bring them up before I actually put a bullet in someone's head
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Is this supposed witness under oath?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Yes
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:10 PM
All witnesses are under oath
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Ah, perfect.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Please give me few moments to prepare for SP.Y
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
‼️🔻 Phanto Mask appeared from ???! (edited)
Phanto Mask
moved from: bar
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
How the hell do I keep getting in these messes
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
...Is this SP. Y?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
(It's called i'm busy and wrapping something up lol)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
That's a mask
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
No
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Phanto Mask BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Oh... I was hoping this would be more quiet...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
How did you even... get in there?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
(just give me a moment)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
!!!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Try the uh
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I DID NOT EAT YOU
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
No-Face swallowed the entire trial.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
GET OUT
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Huh it's pretty lively everywhere
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE???
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Might be outta luck mask
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Hey, you're that mask who's key I got..!
HahA!
I wanted to ask...
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:19 PM
‼️🖕 Phanto Mask took Max Stirner's key!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Hah!
Keep it, I suppose.
Now...
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Phanto Mask BOT 28-Mar-22 09:19 PM
I'm just so happy it's okay...
For a second there I...
I really thought it was gone...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:19 PM
I wasn't planning on... using it.
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Phanto Mask BOT 28-Mar-22 09:19 PM
It's not your fault, it's that damn Zepia.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:20 PM
@​No Face, Mr. Court Room, where... are you right now?
In case I want to... leave.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Stage
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Thank you!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 09:20 PM
(oh do both of you want to be spat out)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:20 PM
(Not now)
(later)
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Phanto Mask BOT 28-Mar-22 09:21 PM
(I do, rn)
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:21 PM
‼️👁️💬 Phanto Mask can view AND post in this area!
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Phanto Mask to another area. 💬 (But they can still talk here!)
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Court is in session!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Mr. Other Godot, did you know about this... star witness?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:25 PM
I believe so.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Huh.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Yep, we definitely talked about it
Anyway, SP.Y will be talking in red
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to be different from me talking
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:27 PM
...
Not a fan of using that color to talk honestly
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
There is a red SP. Y in the court room...
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
My gut says using red blue or yellow to talk is bad for multiple reasons
I'd recommend green
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Okay
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
[sonic heroooooooooes sonic herooooooooooooes]
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
(hey at least it ensures he's telling the truth trollsmile )
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Insane
Clinically insane
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I think a "Sonic" is...
A fast food chain?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:29 PM
+ Hello my name is SPecial Yan, I work as an contractor
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Same!
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:30 PM
‼️👁️💬 Nikola Orsinov can view AND post in this area!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:30 PM
(i'm glad the gm can view this area now)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:30 PM
[a contractor, eh?]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:30 PM
+ I witnessed all of these events layed upon you today while hidden among you all
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+ I made myself Invisible during phase 6 in the audience with abe as a witness to be disappearing
+ i stayed in the audience invisible and watched the stage from afar only coming up onto the stage on phase 8
+ So i was invisible during phases 7 and 8
+ I did not see the doctor or any other of cathode's supporters while in the audience during this time
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Objection
Do you have any proof of this at all
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:37 PM
+ The only person who i know saw me turn invisible is Abe
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:38 PM
...I saw someone disappear in the Audience on phase 6.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Then let's have him up here to testify quickly
BAILIFF
BRING ME ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Or as a matter of fact I'll get him on stage myself
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Let SP.Y finish
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Fine fine
After he's done we can figure this out
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:40 PM
+ During phase 8, i was on stage and I watched as Abe stabbed a victim aswell as the rest of the actions I saw on stage
(edited)
+ My cloak ran out and I reappeared into phase 9
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Pardon?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
This all true Mr. President?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
+ That is all
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Give me a moment please.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:43 PM
+ I was there too
(edited)
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+ No such thing happened
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:44 PM
...Who is testifying now?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I'm curious
Let the ghost speak
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Why is it in green?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:44 PM
cough cough
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Don't like using red for this
It's a gut feeling that we shouldn't use red for this
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:44 PM
[the ghost does seem to have interesting thoughts]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:45 PM
We asked for... Abe.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:45 PM
So you claim that I stabbed somebody on the stage?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:45 PM
The president was NOWHERE to be seen on phase 8!
Definitely not
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I was backstage.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:46 PM
...
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:46 PM
So, what is the meaning of these lies?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:46 PM
byemom
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:46 PM
(holy shit)
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:46 PM
+ Abe came from somewhere else and stabbed the victim during the rollover
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:47 PM
What is the meaning of these lies? 🎩
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:47 PM
...Are we sure this was the real Abe?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Two shitty prosecutors and two decent presidents
I should've just taken the gig about assassinating the senator
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I will ask an informer of mine.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:47 PM
[i think there is an impostor among us]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:48 PM
This Abraham Lincoln we see before us is not the same as the Abraham Lincoln as heard in SP.Y's testimony
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Cathode please refrain from saying batshit crazy things
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:48 PM
[what? i was just referring to video game among us]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:48 PM
TWO of them!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
There were several witnesses to my actions on phase 8.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Could we bring up another witness?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
And on stage, Mr. President
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I was there!
He wasn't there!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
We are not accusing you of any crime
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
THE COURT will testify!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
somebody is lying!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:49 PM
This is very, very interesting
I should remind you all you're under oath
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
I have... access to an informer.
I will ask them to clear things up.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
So do I
You want his number?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
[an informer? who?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
They will remain... anonymous.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
No
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
They were... on stage during phase 8.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:50 PM
No more anonymous witnesses
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:51 PM
[then there's only one person it could be]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Unless this person identies themself I won't be taking their testimony into account
And neither should the court
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Give me... a minute.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:51 PM
[and unfortunately, that person is dead.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:51 PM
I will ask whether this informer wishes to stay anonymous.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:51 PM
You trying to raise the dead?
I know I guy who could help with that
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:52 PM
I ask that you do not make rash assumptions, Mr. Cathode.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:52 PM
I must simply state that we cannot accept the testimony of any of audience members that cannot identify the stabbed victim during phase 8
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:52 PM
May I remind you that you were with me on phase 8?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:52 PM
[then, feel free to tell the court. im only making remarks based off of my own knowledge]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:53 PM
By the 2nd Abraham Lincoln
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Prosecutor that has nothing to do with this
You're arguing over irrelevant details
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:53 PM
[that is true, nyar]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:53 PM
...
I have been told new information.
May I share?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:54 PM
The whole reason you brought this argument up is because you couldn't handle the fact that a medical expert provided a solid diagnosis
And you have nothing to back up your claims
You're getting desperate old man
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:54 PM
We cannot accept any of the testimonies by cathode's supporters unless they can correctly identify the stabbed victim
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:54 PM
This is... important information that was omitted.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:54 PM
seeing as they were all in the audience at the time
and none of them could say they saw the victim
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I do agree with... Godot.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Dr. House is not a Cathode supporter
This was already established please try to remember
Dr. House is in no way affiliated with Cathode
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:55 PM
The person who comited the stabbing was not Abraham Lincoln.
But they looked like him.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 09:55 PM
[i shouldnt need any "supporters". anybody should be able to identify the stabbed victim.]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Well, that Robbie character was dressed up as me for a small while.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
At this point you can argue about phase 8 as much as you want
It doesn't change the fact that Dr. House was in the audience Phase 7
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
I see the point Godot is trying to make.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
In the testimony, SP.Y said they were invisible phase 7 and did not see Dr.House in the audience
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Then they missed them
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
That is barely an argument...
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:56 PM
In the same way Dr. House missed Phase 8
I saw Dr. House myself there
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I find it hard to believe you miss a stabbing and a death on stage
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:57 PM
He already explained it
He was trying open a pill bottle
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Stabbing?
What are you talking about?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:58 PM
If Dr. House was not present during Phase 7, how was he able to perfectly recollect what happened then?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Nobody was stabbed on phase 8
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:58 PM
On the stage, on phase 8
That is a lie...
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:58 PM
That's the one thing you can't refute
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Unless my informer is lying to me.
Mr. Court Room, may I remind you that you are... "under oath".
Whatever that means.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:58 PM
we cannot accept his testimony because he could have not been paying attention at the stage at all and lying to us and is unfit to diagnose cathode condition
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:59 PM
What?
Are you aware of the insanity coming out of your mouth
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Dr. House's recollection of events was confused.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Someone doesn't see an event so the last 20 years of their life is automatically invalidated
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Dr.house, We cannot accept his diagnosis due to his confusion of events and false testimony
It's called Alzheimer's disease
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:01 PM
...
@​Little Puppet, do you know anything about... psychology?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:01 PM
If you want to play that game then you just fucked up
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:01 PM
[what do you mean, false testimony? i understand the confusion of events...]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:01 PM
@​Godot What did I do during Phase 1
ONLY YOU ANSWER
The other prosecutor can't
And I'll know if you're lying to me
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:02 PM
How is this relevant?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:02 PM
[jeez, this reminds me of mafia]
True 1
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Answer the question and you'll see
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:03 PM
You're part of the mafia?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:03 PM
I would like to ask the other person who heard of... "Cathode's ramblings" in their entirety.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:03 PM
[no, i'm talking about the psychological game]
[commonly played by college students]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Is this... Mafia... in the room with us, Mr. Cathode?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:04 PM
(LOL)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:04 PM
You going to answer the question Tin Man?
Or are you just as forgetful as Mr. House?
Could it be that maybe you have Alzhiemer's?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
[probably not, nyar. this isnt mafia. im just saying. it seems an awful lot like it]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
I never saw what you did because I was never with you at that time
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
We certainly can't have a forgetful laywer up here
You're wrong then
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
(it is dark in here, right?)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
BECAUSE GODOT WAS WITH ME AT THAT TIME
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
There are... two Godots here.
Maybe you asked... the wrong one.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
This Godot is the true imposter
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
You probably did.
Yes and, I answered honestly
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Does it matter if he is an imposter?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:06 PM
I don't think we can trust someone who lies about who they truly are
It completely matters
If this person is lying about their appearance, everything they say should be called into question
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:06 PM
This is... irrelevant to the case!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Even this "star witness"
If they even exist
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Godot isn't even my real name
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I believe this star witness is just another lie created by this imposter
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Agreed, this is irrelevant to the current case.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
And as a result, their testimony should be thrown out
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I disagree.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
You shall not speak it.
You will have a knife in your back if you do so.
Very well
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:08 PM
If the prosecution wishes for the real identity of the prosecution to be hidden, the prosecution has every right to do so.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:08 PM
The prosecution never attempted to hide it
They pretended to be someone without alerting others
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:08 PM
This case is about Cathode, not us.
(I was about to explain the whole history of godot trollsmile )
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Mr. Smith... you are derailing this trial.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
[he's the defense]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
If you can call into question my witness based off nothing, I don't see why I can't do the same
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
[he probably has a point]
[and there are two sides to every trial]
[so let the man speak]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
You see now the absurdity of what your point is now?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
(question, it's dark in here, right?)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Someone doesn't witness something so they should automatically be discredited
(idk)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(uhhh maybe?)
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(probably)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(oh it is)
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(yeah it is)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(description says it's pitch black)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
(in the area desc)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
A witness has volunteered information! Please invite Spark to speak when you are ready.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
...Huh?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:10 PM
By your argument Dr. House and everything he's said can't be trusted due to him not witnessing an event
Therefore the same should be applied to everything you two have brought up
Including yourselves
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Could we... bring Spark up to the stand?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
We're getting off topic, Dan.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
[...bring spark in.]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY CATHODE
okay lets ignore this
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Godot, let's drop this... for now.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Please state your name for the court
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
So you agree that our witness is sound?
Fine bring him in
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
no, we will come back to it later
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:11 PM
LIES
THE WITNESS IS NOT SOUND
THEY ARE SPARK
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
True
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
(please im dying you cant do this ahmayk)
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
...I've heard better.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
True
True
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
[true ]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I'm gonna brb but continue anyway
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Please... state your name and such.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Please state your name for the court and then you may begin your testimony
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:13 PM
My name's Spark. Current occupation? ...I guess unemployed.
Anyways, I think I'm the only one who can really speak about Cathode, given I'm the only one who's actually known them at all outside of here.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:14 PM
[the horse did]
[or was it the deer?]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Deer. But anyways, they're...gone now.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:14 PM
[anyways, sea's gone now]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Please let the witness... finish.
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:15 PM
But I can assure you, Cathode's perfectly sane and I think this case by the defense is simply an assumption based on their own opinions of the world.
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOO 1
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Interesting.
Could you explain?
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Well, I haven't seen the entire trial thus far, as I was rather exhausted, - I see you there, Stirner - but, I take it the main idea for Cathode's insanity would be them rambling on about things that seemingly do not exist.
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But, I don't know how any of you can look at the stuff that's been going on and say that it's inconceivable that stuff is real and it's just something only some know about.
Even failing that, doesn't blind faith exist? It's hardly insanity.
Anyways, I first met Cathode...a while back, with Orion too.
If there's one thing I can tell you with complete confidence, is that near nothing I saw that day made much sense to me.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:18 PM
[i was locked up. in a cage.]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:18 PM
There were a whole lot of things that shouldn't have been possible happening, worlds getting torn apart, people going on rampages, and all this "meta" talk - Which I'm sure you have pointed to a point to Cathode's insanity, whereas it was just seen as a perfectly normal thing there.
Even if it doesn't make sense to you, can you really even try to make sense of everything that's happened today?
How in the world did the stage just...catch fire by itself?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:19 PM
HaHA!
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:19 PM
How did it rain blood everywhere?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:19 PM
The train, too.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
And how is there two of me?
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Well, I know about that. But, eh.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
You'll learn when you're older
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Not to mention the tears in reality and the like. I promise there's no good explanation for this inside the realms of the reality as we know it.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Thanks Godot.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
[eh, i know why that is]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:21 PM
So you can't connect things they say you don't understand to insanity, and they were definitely in sound mind when they did the things they did.
...Whew. That was a mouthful.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Thank you...! Hahaa...
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:22 PM
You're welcome? I still plan on killing you, you know.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Oh, I know!
But I need to... finish this trial first.
...And get out of No-Face.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Yeah, do that outside the trial.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Is that going to be enough for... the defence?
What does... Mr. Cathode have to say?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:23 PM
[...]
[if you ask me?]
[none of that actually mattered.]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Since your defense isn't here, you're under oath
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:24 PM
[the verdict. of this court trial. doesn't matter.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Oh...?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:24 PM
[at least.]
[not within the realms of this gameboard.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Escaping JUDGEMENT?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:24 PM
So you're aware of your actions?
And what do they mean?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:25 PM
[ive been aware of my actions this whole time, attorney. i just hold no moral bearing towards them.]
[what do they mean?]
[goddamnit, you still don't understand?]
[this is entertainment for me!]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:25 PM
And back and time to read
Fuck
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Mr. Smith, I do believe... it is too late.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:26 PM
I can't believe it
Another wacko took the stand
I thought Sparky was sane but it seems not
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Gentleman
My work here is done
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Are you claiming that the WITNESS is insane?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:27 PM
[so, their statement is unreliable?]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Dan, do you understand what your client just said in response to the witness on the stand?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Do you believe that gms and objectives exist
I need to hear this
Let me finish my questioning before we reach a verdict
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility, at this point.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:28 PM
...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I do apologize, Dan... but I don't think you will turn around what your client answered.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:28 PM
So you don't know
This is all pure speculation on your end
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:28 PM
What's your point?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:28 PM
My point is
Look at where we are
A courtroom
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:29 PM
...Inside a ghost.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:29 PM
It looked exactly like the same shitty courtroom I was in but guess what
It was different
It IS different
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Your courtrooms are normally this dark?
...Sorry, continue your monologue.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:29 PM
So if wherever the hell Cathode is from, and whatever the hell he's done there is perfectly sane
How the hell does that apply to here
A place with different laws
Even different rules
I don't think this testimony is valid
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:30 PM
He comitted those things... here.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:30 PM
But they're speaking on Cathode's sanity
And using past events as the basis for that
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Not just past events.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
The clients past certainly should be taken into account
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Crazy things have happened here, too. Enough where thinking anything like that would be rather reasonable.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Still
You've shown absolutely no evidence for Cathode being sane
All you've done is speculate
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Ha!
I'm a witness.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
What are you guys even arguing about anyway?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
Will you... comment on the client's response?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
You're dangerous for feeding into the delusions of a sick man
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
Wasn't this about being god or something?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
If... Cathode is insane or not.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
Yes.
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
"Playing God" has been found to be true.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
The client is clearly insane
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
You're dangerous for being content to be in the same room as an eldritch abomination.
Spark shrugs.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:32 PM
HAHhaa!
I'm the prosecution!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:33 PM
This ugly bastard?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:33 PM
[godot is trying to accuse me of playing god, dan is fighting for the insanity plea]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:33 PM
The 7th rate god isn't shit
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:33 PM
It keeps decreasing... hehee...
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:34 PM
I think I have an idea
Give me a second
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Regardless, witness testimony is admissible in court.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Well, I want to point out one thing.
Dan.
Your client admitted to being aware of their actions.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Were they on the stand?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:35 PM
They were responding to Spark's testimony.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:35 PM
[not as far as i know]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:35 PM
This is bull.... shit! Haha...
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
What the hell do I do with you
Alright then let's settle this
BAILIFF
BRING ME NIKOLA
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
WHO
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
...one of the organizers.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Salutations!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
The judge?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
[oh hey! its the gm]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
And judges, yes.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
You judges have been awfully quiet during this entire ordeal
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
The judge cannot testify?
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Which, I feel like at this point a ruling should be made.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Letting your courtroom go to hell
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Not even a single "order"!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
I have just one, maybe two questions for you (edited)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Oh, yes. You've all been very amusing!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
HAHhaa!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Is there a list of every member of the audience invited to this performance
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
I call robbie rotten to the court
byemom 1
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
Because he's FUN
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
I just want to point out that Cathode said this response of Spark's testimony.
[the verdict. of this court trial. doesn't matter.] [ive been aware of my actions this whole time, attorney. i just hold no moral bearing towards them.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
No-Face, you can't just-
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Nope!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
I AM THE LAW
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
The crowd just...
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
I ATE IT
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
HA HA!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Amalgamate. Appear and disappear.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
He is the court room, yes.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
HELLO, PEOPLE OF THE COURT!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Interesting
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 10:38 PM
(Ya gotta eat it.)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Sometimes a certain person will take shape, sometimes not. Depends on their moods.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Please state your name, and what you do.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
So it would be possible for Dr. House to be here on Phase 7, leave but still be present
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
WHY IS ROBBIE TESTIFYING?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
ok SHUT UP NOW and listen to the testimony
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
^
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
I'm RRROBBIE RRROTTEN! And I'm the laziest guy in Lazy Town!
Also, I'm the owner of this theatre!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
robbie you can do what you want you're fun
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Definitely!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
(lmao)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:39 PM
There we go
Late, but there it is
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:40 PM
My testimony is: that "Cathode" guy is ANNOYING! He kept running around threatening to kill people and saying he knew everything about us!
He talked to that Kuro guy and knew a whole bunch of people from his world!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:40 PM
true true
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Although at this point, even I have to ask what the hell the point of all this is
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:40 PM
THAT doesn't sound like insanity to me!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:40 PM
True...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:40 PM
He's DANGEROUS!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
See?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
When we were in the Lobby, he kept threatening to DESTROY THE WHOLE THEATRE!
He said he could do it easily!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
[what]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Yes Robbie however
I have your IP address
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Please do not threaten the witnesses in court...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
I KNEW I shouldn't have pirated that third season of How I Met Your Mother!
AHAHA 1
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:41 PM
I will threaten whoever I want
AHAHA 1
It's part of my job
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:42 PM
I think that's called "badgering".
And...well, debatable.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Its ok Robbie you're off the hook for that
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:42 PM
I don't think the defense should be able to threaten the witnesses.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Could we go back to... the main point?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Sure
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:43 PM
What would be the defence's response to these comments?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:44 PM
The comments of an incredibly sick man
Who needs mental help
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:44 PM
[so true bestie]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Judges? Can we put these two to bed?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:44 PM
(Look Cathode seriously you gotta level with me here)
(Are you actually trying to get yourself locked up now)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:44 PM
[nah]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
I think... that Spark's testimony... and the comments made thereafter are enough.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[i just have a backup plan :)]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
(Well you gotta figure out a way to explain your way out of those comments)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
The whole point is that even if he's insane, he's CLEARLY DANGEROUS!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
(Look I have a plan alright)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Back in the lobby, he asked that weird Sado person, and I quote:
"[would you like to help me destroy this gameboard?]"
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
(Just start talking about the Mets and everyone will forget about what just happened)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
See, I even did the voice!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[oh the mets]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Good impression, Mr. Rotten.
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
(Nah I'd just murder you both)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[i fucking love the mets]
[lets go mets baby]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
...What?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[the mets hell yeah]
[its da mets]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
He loves the Mets
LET THE RECORD SHOW THE CLIENT LOVES THE METS
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Are you per chance... trying to get us to ignore the comments previously made, Mr. Cathode?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
[i love da mets]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Okay. Verdict?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
[and gabagool]
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
ORDER
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
What no of course not
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
ORDER
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
FINALLY THE JUDGE DOES JUDGE STUFF
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
ORDER
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
It's the Chewbacca defense! I saw this on TV!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
THE METS SUCK
True 1
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
[what no]
[the mets are the greatest]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
What's the mets?
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:46 PM
NOW SHUT UP AND GET BACK ON TOPIC
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Alright looks like we can't Mets our way out of this one
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[the mets are the baseball team for new york!]
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Guys.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
I think... it is a french city.
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
The judge said order. Why are you all still talking.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Could we... come back to the comments made?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Cathode you explain them
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[oh yeah]
[im just like]
[a grade a nihilist]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
you will not derail this Courtroom
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[i hope that explains it]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Cathode was extremely depressed when he said this and was not in the right state of mind
cocainer 1
Problem solved
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Listening to your defense is making ME depressed!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Alright funnyman
Oh wait a second
They aren't here are they
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:48 PM
You dare insult Robbie to that level?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:49 PM
What is it Rust Man?
I can't call you Tin anymore now that I know you're full of shit
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Is that... your entire explanation?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Moving back on track
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:49 PM
[yes]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I believe Nikola proved that Dr. House was present
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:50 PM
How?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:50 PM
She... established that it would be possible.
She did not prove it.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:50 PM
They fade in and out of existence or some shit
Alright Nikola should know if it happened or not still
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:50 PM
...........Why are we not asking the organizers to testify? They oversee everything?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:50 PM
I know I saw it
What the hell do you think the point og that was?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:50 PM
That would be cheating!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Ahahaha...
Of course.
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
When, exactly, do these judges decide to make a ruling?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
That would be, a terrible witness
No clue
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
I will gladly assert the rules of this place, but I will not give my own testification.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
[why not?]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
...you just did though?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
[don't you follow the law?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:51 PM
YOU DID! HAHAHA!
You testified!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I am burning this place to the ground when we're done with this
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:52 PM
We've given one extension already. I believe that, by the end of this phase, we will have all the evidence we need to come to a decision!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:52 PM
So you answer Mr. Smith, but not us? Are you biased, per chance?
The Judges are clearly unfit.
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Spark sighs. Dunno if I'll have the patience.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Yes, the judge knows who is or isn't making sense
Of course they'd answer the only rational person in the room
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
They can answer simple questions.
Ah... I just realized.
I will have access to this place... no matter what!
I can just leave now!
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Again, not if you're dead.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
The trial won't continue for next phase... as stated.
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
‼️👁️💬 Max Stirner can view AND post in this area!
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Max Stirner to another area. 💬 (But they can still talk here!)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
There we go!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Yeah I'm not opposed to shooting the guy
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Apparently I'm a train
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
[choo choo?]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Choo choo
I think we've reached a stand still
Each side has exhausted all their evidence right?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
We could ask for....
Little puppet.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
[i... think i might have someone who's reliable]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Who is it
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Froggy
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
[i would like to call the author to the stand.]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
No
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Who?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
I uh
Sure
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
And remember... keep Pasqualo here.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Trial has already gone to shit
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
No need
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
God who cares about the bailiff
Speaking of which
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
we have all the evidence we need
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
[no need?]
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
The prosecution denies this request.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
BAILIFF
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
[oh, i see]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
No, no.
Let him in.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
BRING ME THE AUTHOR
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
No
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
AND BRING HIM IN ALIVE
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Give it up, Cathode. Didn't you say you didn't care?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Defense.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:57 PM
I need to see if... Pasqualo and another witness can share the same room.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:57 PM
THE PROSECUTION DENIES THIS REQUEST
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:57 PM
We've had people come at random and you let them speak
I believe you've forfeited your right to deny witnesses now
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I've been here.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:58 PM
No, Spark.
I mean... A witness of Cathode.
Every single witness has had Pasqualo come out of the room for the entire testimony.
I suspect there may be... foul play.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Foul play?
Of the author?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Pasqualo goes off to get the Author - before... unfortunately tripping and falling, like the dumbass he is. It appears he cannot speak! All the breath has been taken out of him, it is simply impossible. He gets back up, before brushing himself off.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Impossible
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:59 PM
We have seen people change their appearance, yes?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 10:59 PM
[what, you can't go get him?]
[goddamnit, pasq, you're useless sometimes]
[AUTHOR!]
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
And with that, Pasqualo seems to amalgamate into the courtroom. Much like an audience member would.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Huh
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Damnit.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Guess that shows he's fine
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Problem, Pasq and the Arthur must be all present
all speak
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
They must both ACT at the SAME TIME.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Irrelevant detail
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:00 PM
They must
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
The prosecution will not allow the Author in otherwise.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Judge you need to provide order in this court
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
We find this of great importance.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Because you can't prove it
There is foul play
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Because both our side and the prosecution are honestly doing and saying whatever the hell
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
I'm ordering some god damn TESTIMONY in this COURT
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
I am here, now.
Goddamnit, not again.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Not a fan of this guy already
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Where is Pasq
Oh boy, another one from peanut gallery.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Who cares
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
I DO!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
I do
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
I don't
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
CAN WE BRING IN THE JUDGE?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
As a witness?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
HEY JUDGE
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Why the hell are you asking me
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
The DEFENCE will not let us make our point.
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Well, if the Game Master wasn't clear enough already - he's backed off into the audience. He's no longer relevant, why should he speak?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
GET THIS LOSER OUT OF HERE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:02 PM
He is relevant.
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Why?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
We are saying that he is.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I WANNA HEAR WHAT THIS PIPSQUEAK HAS TO SAY
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Throw up I dare you
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
And that's the thing. Everybody has a different idea of what constitutes a narrative. Just because you want to force someone out into the open doesn't mean they want to.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I refuse to hear him without Problem & Pasq also being here
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Actually maybe throwing me up so I can get the hell out of here would be a good idea
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
...
Objection.
The Author is in the stage.
Why is the Author in the stage?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Because this trial is on the stage
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
No.
This trial is inside No-Face.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
So why is robbie inside then?
Why is bamboo inside?
They weren't here earlier before no face ate us
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
At no point before this was the Author in the trial.
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Only the court is inside
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
The Author was only summoned in this trial room.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Actually were they I forgor
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
I'm yelling in from outside! Helloooo!
I'm on the stage!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Did someone hear something?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
I will declare that there is... foul play.
I cannot see Pasqualo from the stage now.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
I thought I heard a voice just now?
Guess not
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Huh, you know.
With all your foul play.
I'd start to think you could see Discord's UI as well.
Can you?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Hm?
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Ok I take it back get this guy off the stand
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Yes? No?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
I simply saw you.
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Author you're dismissed
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Fine, fine.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Either... Pasqualo is simply disguising himself as all these witnesses...
Or there is something else going on!
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:07 PM
I ought to kill that author sometime soon
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Anyway what else to do
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Sounds great
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Give up, maybe?
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Nothing else to do
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:07 PM
He walks off.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 11:07 PM
(I'd appreciate it if we didn't go down the pasqualo/author/cath line of logic. it's a bit too metagamey, and cath is trying his hardest to explain it.)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:08 PM
(got it)
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:33 PM
No metagaming?
In a meta narrative?
It's more likely than you think
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 11:34 PM
[indeed]
[oh hey, i didnt know i could still talk with this guy!]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Alright what the hell else is there to be said
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 11:35 PM
[im too used to sleuth]
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Alright wacko
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:58 PM
‼️👁️💬 Sado can view AND post in this area!
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 01:47 AM
‼️👁️💬 ??? can view AND post in this area!
‼️👁️💬 Abraham Lincoln can view AND post in this area!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 01:55 AM
(move over viewing (but not posting) in this area)
(there's a new king in town)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 01:57 AM
‼️👁💬 Abraham Lincoln knows your IP Address.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 01:57 AM
...Mr. Lincoln?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 01:57 AM
Hello!
Beautiful day, is it not?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 01:58 AM
...It's pitch dark in here... hahaA!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 01:59 AM
Good thing I'm not in here then!
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 02:05 AM
True
Hey can we leave here yet?
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 02:21 PM
I uh
Have no idea if we can
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 02:25 PM
[i can]
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 02:25 PM
👏
I think the ghost is nice enough to let us leave for a bit
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:14 PM
....so it's over?
What happens now?
Is the defendant guilty or not guilty?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:17 PM
[what'd typically happen in situations like this is the judges would decide the verdict depending on the evidence presented.]
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:18 PM
Well, he pled insanity. So to prove insanity the things did have to happen. So this is if cathode is insane or not
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:18 PM
As the ruler of the law
I demand some CLOSING AGUMENTS
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:19 PM
Very well
Godot would probably want to do it
unless he says otherwise
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:21 PM
uurp
cloSE the arguments
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:25 PM
[yeah, sure. that only makes sense. are we petitioning all people involved for closing arguments, or just the defendant and prosecutioner?]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 04:25 PM
Defense and prosecution.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
[fine.]
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
screw that
I invite EVERYONE to make closing arguments!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
Closing arguments tend to be just the defense and prosecutor
But uh
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
[welp. you heard the... mask. dragon thing.]
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
Mr. No Face... I don't believe that's possible
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
I AM THE LAW
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 PM
..
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 PM
No, you're No Face.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 PM
I ate it
it's MINE
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 PM
Well you did eat the court of law.
nervous
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:32 PM
I can confirm...
...What are we supposed to say in... "closing arguments"?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:34 PM
Is the defendant guilty?
I'm glad I'm not the judge, i don't even know what he's in here for
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:35 PM
["playing god", apparently]
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Zoe BOT 29-Mar-22 04:36 PM
I think he's most definitely guilty of attempted murder!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:37 PM
...Well, we know that the defendant is guilty, yes?
Pleading insanity... is a different matter.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:43 PM
[the debate isnt about whether ive done crimes or not - you've made it all quite clear at this point that i should receive a guilty verdict for whatever actions ive allegedly performed. quite frankly, even talking about the legality of my so-called "actions" is a pointless exercise - because that's not why this court is in session.] [it's to determine what the most appropriate punishment is for me. to determine what the correct course of action is to take.]
[after all, i could say the same for spark over there. isn't he guilty of assault and battery? is that not a crime in its own right? the same crime goes for nyar. how about no face - they have destroyed public property and indulged in cannibalism. bernkastel was a murderer, and i could make a good case for bravocat attempting manslaughter by encouraging the audience.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:48 PM
Hahaaa!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:49 PM
[a lot of the most important events that took place in this theatre could be considered crimes.]
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Phanto Mask BOT 29-Mar-22 04:49 PM
In a world of insane people, can you really plea insanity?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:49 PM
You know why I'm doing this... Cathode.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:49 PM
[maybe, maybe not.]
[oh yeah, i do.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:49 PM
I'm not looking for... appropriate judgement.
Besides... I'm getting killed myself!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:50 PM
[but nyarlathotep, you also know me.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:50 PM
HAHAahaa!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:50 PM
[and you know that i have no strings attached to whatever is going on here.]
[unlike... froggie, ha.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:51 PM
It's a cuter... name.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:51 PM
[its true]
[but so, tell me this. in the final hours of this court session, why can't i just walk away from the gameboard?]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Because I'm here.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Actually... That does sound funny.
HahaaHAHAA!
Hm...
Spark... how would you make it harder for Cathode to... leave?
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 04:53 PM
Think that's pretty simple.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:57 PM
[oh, silly silly jester]
[let me tell you something. very special]
[have you heard of a multiverse contract?]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Yeah, I think that was a thing before.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 04:58 PM
[ok, excellent]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
I have been informed by the court room that I am... gay.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
[well, im sure you'll know that by signing a multiverse contract... well. i can throw my problems away to a later gameboard to deal with.]
[of course, that's how the first one worked.]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
How do you expect to do that?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
[well.]
[how else, do you think?]
[i'm a player]
[this game has gms]
[i made a deal.]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
I mean, how do you expect to go through with the deal.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:02 PM
[well, it's pretty easy.]
[leaving the game in of itself... that's a really big price to pay.]
[but it also kind of pays itself, when you think about it]
[you leave your characters with no narrative relevance when you walk away.]
[an eye for an eye]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
I don't get your point at all.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
[my point is...]
[this is how i win.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
...Do I still have to do a "closing argument"?
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
You still haven't explained how you plan to "leave the game".
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
[oh, that's easy]
[i talked to the gms, myself. all i have to do at this point is wait for the contract to get here, and sign it.]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Oh, so it's easy to stop you, then.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
[then i can just... go.]
[that's the thing]
[i dont think you'll be able to.]
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:07 PM
Ha! Haha!
Well, you've accomplished the feat of making a jester laugh.
Hey, prosecution? Witnesses? Anyone else who cares?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Hm...
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Keep this guy under wraps, and rip that contract as soon as you see it.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:08 PM
[oh, im sure you don't care... but just watch.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:09 PM
I will be a bit busy... eating poppèd corn... but I will try.
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:09 PM
I still have business with you.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:09 PM
I know!
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:09 PM
But we'll take that to the stage.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:09 PM
I am... taking some time off before you come here.
I am... not planning to run away... HahHAHAA!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 05:10 PM
(a reminder from the previous discussions in design - a player leaving the game should never be judged.)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:10 PM
(but you're the judge here smh)
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Spark BOT 29-Mar-22 05:12 PM
(lol) (Sure, they can leave, but I can still stop them from doing things ingame)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:16 PM
What do the two Godots think...?
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 05:25 PM
So what is the contract do?
I believe I have an idea.
.
It's fairly simple to understand.
Think of it like a plead deal.
A plead deal?
Yes.
I'm sure you know what it means, you are a prosecutor.
I much perfer a trial over a plead deal
We have already went to trial, no room for a deal now
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:36 PM
[i have my ways]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:36 PM
HAhaa...
I know all about deals.
Tell us...
Would it be possible for us to know about... this deal's terms?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[well.]
[you'll see. at rollover.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Hah...
You won't even let the prosecution know?
So these... Gee Ems negotiated for your judgement... despite this trial?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 05:39 PM
[yes. yes, they did]
[don't treat this as the trial being ...over. just treat it as being delayed.]
[after all, it's not truly over until the judge bangs their gavel]
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Judgement remains to be seen! The prosecution have him on the back foot.
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Ill start my closing argument
I thank everyone through this long hearing
As we have seen through these 2 phases of a trial
Cathode is of the sane mind and has his bearings.
From Nyarlathotep telling the court that they were with Cathode a good amount of the time, with them fully aware of their actions
Zoe telling the court that "That he's gonna erase areas" and " destroy the theatre" confirmed by cathode himself
Spark saying they know Cathode and this meta talk and everything else is completely normal for them
and most importantly cathode saying that "[ive been aware of my actions this whole time, attorney. i just hold no moral bearing towards them.]"
That's an admission of guilt and admission of sanity
Cathode is completely sane of mind and is guilty of all charges
I rest my case
Thank you Your Honor (edited)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:35 PM
You make a good argument!
From what I've seen, I think I have enough evidence.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:36 PM
[apologies for my defense not being at his position]
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 06:54 PM
I'm sorry I've been caught up with something important
Can I have like 15 min to make my closing argu
Ment
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:55 PM
[well, game masters?]
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 06:56 PM
i'm fine with it
has to be fair in this court of law
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 06:56 PM
It appears I won't have enough time to call my star witness "Pablo Smith" to testify on behalf of whether or not Cathode is sane but honestly I feel thats for the best
Thank you all for hearing the arguments
Cathode is clearly mentally deranged and has no baring in reality
Cathode suffers from delusions of grandeur and as medical expert Dr. House put it, he is insane
Dr. House is not affiliated with Cathode in anyway, and has been proven to be present here before the helicopter
God Mario, a literal God, has testified that despite being all knowing, not even he is aware of the nonsense Cathode speaks of
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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UNLOCK
Mr Smith, you may continue.
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Due to a medical expert testifying that Cathode is insane, and claims made by him should not be taken as fact
Additionally Spark's testimony has no basis as well
If Pablo were allowed to testify, he would say something along the lines of "Metanarratives suck and as a result anyone who actually does them is insane"
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However we have no time for that, and that would be hearsay
Thank you your honor
You may now
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 07:04 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 07:30 PM
Godot, awaiting the results of the trial, pulls a coffee out of nowhere, and chugs it!
Speaking of...
The judges have come to a decision.
Cathode is...
GUILTY.
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Dan Smith can't take this!
He freaks the fuck out, jumping all over the courtroom...
As he does, the various Smiths all flicker across his face!
Finally settling on Coyote, he sits down and begins sobbing.
Godot comes up behind him, and clasps a friendly hand on his shoulder.
"Better luck next time", he says...
Before stabbing him in the back!
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Goddamn lawyers.
With their shenanigans out of the way...
I do believe it is time to announce the sentence.
Cathode will be sentenced to...
Wait-
Problem Sleuth is pulling off his vampire costume.
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He unslots the candy corn from his teeth, and...
Raises them towards the heavens.
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As he does so, he is surrounded with a flickering green light.
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SEPULCHRITUDE
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byemom 1
A FLAMING GREEN EXPLOSION BURSTS FROM PROBLEM SLEUTH.
IT CONSUMES THE ENTIRE COURTROOM.
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Luckily, since the courtroom is an abstraction eaten by No-Face, everyone is protected from the immediate blast...
But the fires keep going.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 08:06 PM
The courtroom has been blown away, consumed by the raging green flames.
But through the inferno-
A BOLT OF LIGHTNING STRIKES PROBLEM SLEUTH!
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As it does so, Sleuth immediately crumples.
...
It seems like something, or someone, has left him.
The fires dissipate.
...
Well.
I sentence Cathode...
TO EXILE.
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And as for you, unwilling puppet, Sleuth...
Whilst you were not in control, you still brought great damage to this theatre.
And we need it cleaned up.
So, for you...
COMMUNITY SERVICE.
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...
As he stands up, Sleuth pulls a piece of paper from his pocket.
It looks like... A contract?
On it is written the words...
"I'll be back."
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